That was all a year ago. Now reality dawns. I’ve let the year go by without even trying to climb the wall- I don’t even know what it involves. The only climbing I’ve ever done is into bed at night. I thought they would have all forgotten about it. But the talk is about will he or won’t he? The truth is he will- but only if he is able.
It’s the day before the final assembly and here’s my last chance to practise unobserved. Another member of the Department acts as belay and with the expert tuition of the Head of PE, off I go. Amazingly, the footholds work and the yellow and green route gets me to the ceiling lights in no time.
But I hadn’t thought about how climbers descend. Only when I reach the top, do I receive the instruction to let out the rope, keep the legs firm and adopt a horizontal posture! Now I’m all for lying down- but there are times and places.
Fortunately the ground is behind me so I can’t see how high I am. Like Spider Man, I let out the rope and step backwards on the slow and careful descent, toppling indecorously on the mat at the bottom like a turkey falling off a conveyor belt.
As I start the climb in front of 900 students and all the staff the next afternoon, one of the PE Department wishes me luck: “I’ve climbed this wall dozens of times but I couldn’t do it in front of all these people. What an exhibitionist!”
“Thanks for the confidence boost,” I think to myself and I’m off for a second time, attempting to prove that ‘resilience’, one of the Building Learning Power four Rs can be learnt and demonstrated. I reach the top, expecting the by now over-running presentation on Sports Results to finish as I get there. But the list of victories to applaud (yes I know we’re a Sports College) seems endless. So I wait amongst the cobwebs and the fluorescent lights, above the clouds, for my cue to descend in triumph.
Ten minutes later, despite the nudges and kicks, the Director of Sport is still ploughing through his awards. Sports team after sports team stand up and captains come forward to receive cups. Now it’s hockey. Then it’s rowing. Next comes chess. Chess? Does he know I’m here? Will I ever be able to descend? My belay looks as if he’s fallen asleep! Help! Does no one care! How long can the human body endure? I may have to let go.
The tenth: “and finally” is a report about the television coverage of the forthcoming Swedish Sports Tour taking place this week. If they don’t hurry up, there will be another television item about College Principal’s death-defying leap to safety.

With only minutes to go, the presentation is over, the students realise where I am, and I do my sliding backwards crab impression down the wall and return to reality and applause.
Safe on land again, I quickly scramble out of the harness and rush over to the microphone for an even bigger challenge than the climb. I have to say goodbye to all the staff who are leaving in the remaining three minutes of time. Three are Assistant Principals: Arthur and Denise Morley, have given total joint service to the school of 79 years, gold standards of professionalism. Graham Allen has a mere 16 years of extraordinary commitment. That truly is a scaling of heights. And I realise that the biggest challenges still come from the day job and not the forced and artificial tasks we set ourselves. As I take the microphone the real adrenaline rush begins.








